Ha! That’s cute. We’d love to help, but we’re currently on a spiritual vacation from responsibilities — recharging our sarcasm and avoiding anything that sounds like “work.” Our team is probably somewhere arguing over coffee or pretending to brainstorm under the sun.

But hey, go ahead and message us anyway. Maybe the universe will align, and we’ll actually reply before the next apocalypse.

Just kidding (sort of). Yeah, we’ll help — we always do. Eventually.